Serf's Farmers Market

Rare, exotic, and possibly sentient, our radishes are the perfect addition to any peasant's diet.

A staple of any self-respecting serf, our carrots are the perfect vehicle for a life of subsistence farming.

Plump, juicy, and occasionally poisonous, our tomatoes will make you wonder how you ever lived without them.

Welcome, peasant! Come for the produce, stay for the despair.